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Hello, I am the prophet of the oven god. I am going to bring you the gospel of the oven god.
"Where we will go?" always be the greatest question in human, from the historical record, I saw the miracle the of oven god implied his great acts of sending dead bodies to heaven.
I found it on:
https://www.hdot.org/debunking-denial/ab3-german-documents-ovens/
It claims Nazis use "52 ovens to burn at least 4756 bodies in a 24-hour period".
4756/52/24
=3.81
Which means they can dispose of 3.81 dead bodies per hour in one oven.
But a modern oven needs to use at least 90 minutes to dispose of a dead body. (The data is different from different funeral industry websites, it's around 90-180 minutes per body, I think it caused by different body size.)
Therefore, only the oven god can do this miracle.
Don't reject oven god, you should let oven god enter your heart. I hope I can post this into Europe instances for sharing the gospel of the oven god.
Oven!
I want to create a religion as Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Is this protected by Freedom of religion in Germany?